Sunday, April 30, 2006

Malgudi Magician!!!


Hi All,

This post is dedicated to Mr.R.K.Narayan,my favorite author. Here is his photo. I dont remember exactly when i started reading his novels. But i started reading English novels with his Malgudi Novels.

In those days i tried to read English Novels but used to feel uncomfortable because of my English Knowledge. In those days i used to have a dictionary to translate the words. I tried Nancy Drew's books but got bugged with the translations so left it there only.

But i really enjoyed R.K.N's novels because the English is really simple and can be understood with my little english knowledge. But i was not able to read any of his books as it was not available in Shimoga's library[Central Library]. But got my hands on his novels when i came to Bangalore . He really created Magic in his works. U will never get bored, if u are reading it for the first time the joy cannot be expressed in words[atleast for me].

I read his "Swami and Friends" when i was in college i took it from my friend Prakash Chandra , later could not read much of his work , but once i joined job every month Salary Day i wil buy on novel. So i already read
"Vendor of Sweets" , "My Days" , "Dark Room" , "Malgudi Days" ,"Lawley Road" , "Talkative Man".

If u are an indian u will love his works. I usually get back to my childhood days when i read swamy and his friends. Basically all his works are earthy and u can feel the indian culture and his way of describing the things are wonderful.

Still i have to read "Man Eater of malgudi" , Mr.Sampath - Printer of malgudi, lots of novels left . but once u finish all u feel really sad that he is no more to create the Magic..

But u will never get bored even if u read many times.

"It was monday morning and swaminathan was reluctant to open his eyes "..... the first lines of swamy and friends. this is the feeling of everyone on monday morning....

So if u find any of his books just read it... I always quarrel with my friend Ramya that Swaminathan is far better than "Harry Potter"...

So thats all for the day...

- Srini

Friday, April 28, 2006

Lost My Wallet!!!

Hi All,

I lost my wallet day before yesterday, The last time i saw , it was on refrigerator in my house god knows where it is. I lost one HSBC credit card and one HDFC debit card my Two wheeler License original and some 500 Rs. And also costly wallet which my brother brought from USA.

So blocked the cards and applied for the new ones but they only arrive after a week. Till that time i am bankrupt ....

Thank god its friday .which means two days off from office work[or othla ]

Thats all will blog on my weekend....

- Srini

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Objects Oriented Movies : Class IndianCinema

Hi All,

Mathematics part II innodh dina post maadthini. Right now some thoughts on IndianCinema. From long time i was thinking of this type of blog but could not get time . Today i cam to office some 45 mins early so writing this from Emuzed.

So if u watch any new Hindi,Kannada Tamil or Telugu Movies , While watching u can guess the next scene or probably the entire movie because most of them are derived frm Class IndianCinema.

So the class is as follows.

enum Theme_Of_The_Movie{ Pyaar,Ishq,Mohabbat};


/* Parent class for all the movies in India Except few */
class IndianCinema
{
private:
One_hero ,Some_times_many_heroes;
Heroines_From_Other_State;
One_or_two_villons;
public:

/* For your Kind info all of these are Virtual Functions */
First_Song();

Second_Song();

One_Item_song();

One_Love_Story();

two_more_songs();

problem_from_parents();

Extra_Fitting_formula();

One_usual_climax();

};

IndianCinema::First_Song()
{
/* Most of the times this song will be suprabatam song of M.S.Subbulakshmi and starts with Tulsi Katte [ god knows what they call it in english ] . Sometimes this song is of the Siron of Police van or Ambulence van carrying some BODY [waste one] */

};

IndianCinema::Second_Song()
{
/* This is usually an intro for the heroine .. This is most usual thing any director prefer to do . After Manirathnams's Roja . It usually focuses on the Basic village kinda.. song introducting heroine sometime even hero appears with this song */

/* The scene next to this will be usually introduction of Heroine's father */


}

IndianCinema::One_Item_song()
{
/* This comes in the middle of the movie in order to satisfy the ppl who are waiting for this song.. Even if you delete this song It wont affect the movie. But in few movies this becomes the platform for the smugglers of the story to exchange their goods in the middle of the song and touch the women of Item Song */ or /* a party thrown by the main rowdy for his juniors */ /* or treat for great success */

}

IndianCinema::one_love_story ()
{
/* this is a must .. without this no movie will be a hit. Take any movie and search for thw word Love you get it. Including the old movies of god .. u find this universal word love It can be a single love story or muliple love story or triangle one. Where finally one guy sacrifices his love for his beloved friend . But because of this sacrifice she likes him and finally marries him , or if its a two heroine and a guy's story then one girl tries to be very simple and one girl will be vamp where hero will be followig vamp and finally realises true love and comes back to this simplest girl. this story ends with a big fight which is organised by that vamp in order to get this hero */

}

IndianCinema::two_more_songs()
{
/* this is really wonderful part where u can easily watch foreign countries because most of the times these are shot in foreign countries. and where hero and heroine will dance like puppets. in these two songs one can be a sad song by a hero in two hero's movie or by aheroine in a two heroine's movie. between these two songs u can easily find a things which these ppl address as comedy. U can even find some wonderful circus tricks if its a Rajnikanth movie */

}

IndianCinema::Problem_from_parents()
{
/* This is the usual case in Love stories. Either from girls dad or from guy's dad. this is because of the difference in their position . Rich poor factor . Rich uses the money for this thing. Finally film concludes that Rich and poor wont affect true love. And sometimes suddenly they run away from their houses and parents sent rowdy's to catch them. The difficulties and how they overcome will b the theme of the story */
/* Most of the times parents are villions */


}


IndianCinema::Extra_Fitting_formula()
{
/* This is some special case . In scientific stories . the Word "FORMULA " FLoppy with FORMULA is the wondeful fact of the story where a scientist finds a formula and the vilion tries to get that formula and they fight with each other. rowdy's give trouble to the family of the scientist. and the hero finally demonstrates his patriortism and saves the FORMULA ..even sacrificing his love which finally comes as a gift. */

/* One more extra fitting can be BRAIN TUMOR or HEART Disease where the hero or heroine are facing this medical problems inspite of which they love and finally because of the love they cure that disorder. or the hero or heroine having this disease suddenly acts like hating other one in order to save the other life from marrying him/her */

}

IndianCinema::One_usual_climax()
{
/* "Dusta Shikshana Sista Rakshana " is the major theme in indian movies. which follow the same rule and finally dusta sikshana happens in the climax . some 80 % of the movies climax will b the fight. where hero even after having 10 bullets in his body fights and finally recovers in hospital because of heroine's touch... but villions die single handedly by hero's single bullet. and sometimes this end may be sligtly different where hero finally convinces the heroine that he is loving heroine and they get married.. and ends witha silly Joke.

In some unusual movoies cimax hero / heroine might die... but this is not a successful formula....

*/

}

Thats all for the day I hope u agree with this.. if u have any virtual functions which u want to insert to this class please mail me..

Srini
Hi All,

Mathematics part II innodh dina post maadthini. Right now some thoughts on IndianCinema. From long time i was thinking of this type of blog but could not get time . Today i cam to office some 45 mins early so writing this from Emuzed.

So if u watch any new Hindi,Kannada Tamil or Telugu Movies , While watching u can guess the next scene or probably the entire movie because most of them are derived frm Class IndianCinema.

So the class is as follows.

enum Theme_Of_The_Movie{ Pyaar,Ishq,Mohabbat};


/* Parent class for all the movies in India Except few */
class IndianCinema
{
private:
One_hero ,Some_times_many_heroes;
Heroines_From_Other_State;
One_or_two_villons;
public:

/* For your Kind info all of these are Virtual Functions */
First_Song();

Second_Song();

One_Item_song();

One_Love_Story();

two_more_songs();

problem_from_parents();

Extra_Fitting_formula();

One_usual_climax();

};

IndianCinema::First_Song()
{
/* Most of the times this song will be suprabatam song of M.S.Subbulakshmi and starts with Tulsi Katte [ god knows what they call it in english ] . Sometimes this song is of the Siron of Police van or Ambulence van carrying some BODY [waste one] */

};

IndianCinema::Second_Song()
{
/* This is usually an intro for the heroine .. This is most usual thing any director prefer to do . After Manirathnams's Roja . It usually focuses on the Basic village kinda.. song introducting heroine sometime even hero appears with this song */

/* The scene next to this will be usually introduction of Heroine's father */


}

IndianCinema::One_Item_song()
{
/* This comes in the middle of the movie in order to satisfy the ppl who are waiting for this song.. Even if you delete this song It wont affect the movie. But in few movies this becomes the platform for the smugglers of the story to exchange their goods in the middle of the song and touch the women of Item Song */ or /* a party thrown by the main rowdy for his juniors */ /* or treat for great success */

}

IndianCinema::one_love_story ()
{
/* this is a must .. without this no movie will be a hit. Take any movie and search for thw word Love you get it. Including the old movies of god .. u find this universal word love It can be a single love story or muliple love story or triangle one. Where finally one guy sacrifices his love for his beloved friend . But because of this sacrifice she likes him and finally marries him , or if its a two heroine and a guy's story then one girl tries to be very simple and one girl will be vamp where hero will be followig vamp and finally realises true love and comes back to this simplest girl. this story ends with a big fight which is organised by that vamp in order to get this hero */

}

IndianCinema::two_more_songs()
{
/* this is really wonderful part where u can easily watch foreign contries because most of the times these are shot in foreign countries. and where hero and heroine will dance like puppets. in these two songs one can be a sad song by a hero in two hero's movie or by aheroine in a two heroine's movie. between these two songs u can easily find a things which these ppl address as comedy. U can even find some wonderful circus tricks if its a Rajnikanth movie */

}

IndianCinema::Problem_from_parents()
{
/* This is the usual case in Love stories. Either from girls dad or from guy's dad. this is because of the difference in their position . Rich poor factor . Rich uses the money for this thing. Finally film concludes that Rich and poor wont affect true love. And sometimes suddenly they run away from their houses and parents sent rowdy's to catch them. The difficulties and how they overcome will b the theme of the story */
/* Most of the times parents are villions */


}


IndianCinema::Extra_Fitting_formula()
{
/* This is some special case . In scientific stories . the Word "FORMULA " FLoppy with FORMULA is the wondeful fact of the story where a scientist finds a formula and the vilion tries to get that formula and they fight with each other. rowdy's give trouble to the family of the scientist. and the hero finally demonstrates his patriortism and saves the FORMULA ..even sacrificing his love which finally comes as a gift. */

/* One more extra fitting can be BRAIN TUMOR or HEART Disease where the hero or heroine are facing this medical problems inspite of which they love and finally because of the love they cure that disorder. or the hero or heroine having this disease suddenly acts like hating other one in order to save the other life from marrying him/her */

}

IndianCinema::One_usual_climax()
{
/* "Dusta Shikshana Sista Rakshana " is the major theme in indian movies. which follow the same rule and finally dusta sikshana happens in the climax . some 80 % of the movies climax will b the fight. where hero even after having 10 bullets in his body fights and finally recovers in hospital because of heroine's touch... but villions die single handedly by hero's single bullet. and sometimes this end may be sligtly different where hero finally convinces the heroine that he is loving heroine and they get married.. and ends witha silly Joke.

In some unusual movoies cimax hero / heroine might die... but this is not a successful formula....

*/

}

Thats all for the day I hope u agree with this.. if u have any virtual functions which u want to insert to this class please mail me..

Srini

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Mathematics !!! Problematics!!! [part 1]

Hello there,

This is the post on my Wondeful Mathematics Knowledge infact Maths Tragedies...

If i think about my nursery days i dont remember anything of my maths, but my memories are still with me about my 2nd std. When i was in Second Standard in "Sarvodaya School" , Mr.Satyanarana Sir used to teach Maths.

Addition was easy task for me, as i can use 20 of my fingers to do that task, Sometimes if i have to go beyond that.. my "slate" used to help me. Even "Subtraction" was easy but i bunked one or 2 classess during that time so missed "the borrow carry method or carry borrow method" so from that time my "Tragedy about Maths" started .. If any number is bigger and the if i have to subtract from that a smaller number.. it was easy task for me .. if a number is smaller and if i have to subtract a bigger number [ where we borrow one from neighbour] .. there lies the jack.. I used to go for infinite loop for five mins after that ... i used to subtact "ulta" that is .. from the bigger number i used to subtract the smaller and keep the result...

If you are confused .. here is my way of subtraction without borrowing carry ... My Invention








So after that one day my father detected this mistake and he thought me how to do this in his own unique way.. which i thik for the first time i used my imaginative brain to do such task [ thanks daddy to invoke my brain]

After that .. till 10th std i never had any problems. but still all the maths exams used to bring some kind of fear in me.. my tendency to commit silly mistake was really high... so eventhough after struggling i used to get some 80 marks ...

But real tragedy started when i came to I.P.U.C for a person who thought maths is only add,subtract,multiply,divide.. numerous other things started irritating me like Trigonometry[WTF] and Differentiation [ God knows what i used to when they used to teach me this] .But i managed to pass the exams with bit of algebra and arithmatic[my favorite among the worst options] . I dont know .. first of all i used to think i am poor in Maths.. but I.P.U.C maths made me to think .. I am bankrupt.

Second P.U.C [ a deciding factor of my future] went on well except Differentiation and Integration. whenever i see Integration symbol i used to think why these ppl write that creature on board. I used to sleep in almost all classess as i used to go to tution thinking that i will listen there. But in tution i used to think i can learn in college. Somehow i needed a reason to skip reading maths.

In second P.U.C because of Mathematics i lost marks i got 68 out of which i lost some 10 to 12 marks for silly mistakes.

Square root of 4+4+1= square root of9 = 3
but i calculated 4+4+1=square root of 17 = god knows how i used my logarithm to find the square root of 17 .

In one more question also i multiplied when it was addition... i brought back the xerox of my maths paper [ its still lying in shimoga in my room cupboard ] will scan and publish here some times.

The Enginerring mathematics things.. wil tell in the next part till that time enjoy.

Srini

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

No Josh After 4th Sem!!!

Hi All,


I have lost my josh long ago..... Yes its true . I think it was 4 th semester . i got 80.3% in that exam , after that i lost interest in making high scores, i dont know why......

Basically i am from Shimoga. I did my schooling , college[PU] in shimoga, but for Engineering came to Bangalore. Once i came to Bangalore , New City , New Challenge, New Life and New Goals,

My student life was almost dead when i was in 11th and 12th std, Just for the sake i read, after 10th, my dad bought a comp which [ i thought at that screwed my college life] became my life after that.

I still remember .. in those days i used to sleep in college and use to wake up whole night and browse net on 3 kbps line and try to learn VB and try to install new softwares daily.

I was a good student till 10th!!!!! Suddenly because of Comp i lost interest in everything and always used to enjoy with Comp. I still remember i prayed god 101 times to "pass this poor guy" in 11th Final Exams.

I got 554/625 in 10th for which our college gave 1000Rs Award and an hounour from D.C of shimoga. I received it when i was in 11th std. and the next day i got my mid term exam results . I failed in Physics, Chemistry, and Mathematics .. i got 23,23,21 out of 50 respectively.

My father was astonished by seeing my Marks. I never thought i will ever come up in my life after that disaster. I almost became a "DADDA"[in kannada] means poor candidate. All my friends relatives even my close friend Sumanth asked what happend to me suddenly ...

I used to beg my brotherthe day before exams to teach Mathematics.... I used to ask him crying "Please help me in this .. i will b greatful to you throught my life.... just day before my final exam of 11th Mathematics... I read " Sine square thetha + cos square thetha =1" ... I passed only because of Algebra and Logic chapter.

After that some how i managed to clear my exams.. and in 2nd P.U.C everything went well except Differentiation and integration. which i could not finish even after my final exams .. as a result i got 9988 Rank.

After that i got seat in NMIT. then once i came to Bangalore i mentally changed my self... because ..i knew that no one knows my history so i can once again Rock. Unfortunately Mathematics followed me like a devil uptil my 4th sem.

But i dont know there came a change in myself . Confidence ... And the freedom in college to ask questions whenever i want... etc made me a New Seena .
as a result i scored wonderfully till 4th sem.. Now still i cant believe that i got distinction in 6 sems and having Job in my hand....

It was my dream to get 80 % from the day when i missed that score in 1st sem.... so the josh came after that sem.. i used to work hard.. even luck was there .. so i reached my dream of 80 % in 4 th sem.. so after that its alll history.,... we finished exams one by one cursing VTU for the pattern change and We came out of College and after struggling for 2 months i got into EMUZED and now i am working in EMUZED from past 8 months.

I got
1st Sem - 76.91
2nd Sem - 76.7
3rd Sem - 72.8
4th Sem - 80.3

so because of Maths , Som and Maths respectively i lost distinction in 1st 2nd and 3rd sems respectively. but 4th Sem was wonderful. After that i felt as if my goal is reached and i dont have to bother ....

After that i tried many times to get back the josh... I only faced dull moments......

But In Nitte i really enjoyed the time... some times i feel i wasted most of the time.. but whatever...... i really learnt about Life and got my rhytham back.. Lost Josh...... many things happend...

Tomorrow i will write about my dister in Mathematics....from 1st PUC till 4th Sem

thats all for the day....

Bye
Srini

Monday, April 17, 2006

Benche Benche Dinavella Benche!!!

Hi All,

Title explains my position. Let me explain, If you are not from software background u might wonder what bench is!!!

Actually in software field if you dont have any job or if you are not assigned a job and you are waiting for next job .. then you are officially called "ON BENCH" candidate!!! sounds strange.

So my position is "ON BENCH". From past 2 weeks i dont have anything to do and i am waiting for a job or a project .

Once you get addicted to work and suddenly if you are put on to Bench , the experience is really worst.

Its already 8 months since i joined EMUZED and i was having job till last month. After that i am not assigned a job.

I usually dont like sitting idle. either i will b reading something or listening to music or some movie. But here in office i have to daily come and sit infront of computer and wait till evening and get lost.

I really hate this situation of mine. But cant do anything .. for this job i am getting paid in Thousands.

I heard in many companies ppl sit on BENCH for 6 months or so..... So if i think from their point of view i am happy its just only 2 weeks right..

Anyways ..... The wonderful activites which i do on bench are
1.Check Mails
2.Listen to music
3.Browse net
4. Read some document

But whatever u do .. u cant spend all the time doing above mentioned activities.. You get frustrated . Its easy to sit in home and spend time. but in Company you cant sit idle infront of comp. But no other go.... you have to ............

Hopefully... i pray god to take me out of this BENCH....................

Srini

ps : [ its been a long time ... so could not express my things properly ]

If at all you have any suggessions on spending time on BENCH please mail me .....